Emotional Parsimoniousness

"I invite you now to read some
Pseudo-Intellectual rot.

And I know you will,
Because you can't get enough.

And you hear the phrase,
'Emotional Parsimoniousness'

And you don't care
What it means

Or whether it actually
Means jack at all.

But then,
Maybe that's just me."



For Your Information, Parsimonious means frugal, but I'm pretty sure it's only used in regards to fiscal responsibility =) So emotional parsimoniousness is just a really wanky and incorrect use of the thesaurus.
Interestingly, I heard this word from my mother last night, and so I knew what it meant and I am now less of a wanker than you thought.